Again I’ve made some changes to the Dutch implementation, it will also tell you the time of day ('s ochtends, 's middags, 's avonds or 's nachts).
{% if now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) >= 0 and now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) < 6 %}
{% set timeofday = "'s nachts" %}
{% elif now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) >= 6 and now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) < 12 %}
{% set timeofday = "'s ochtends" %}
{% elif now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) >= 12 and now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) < 18 %}
{% set timeofday = "'s middags" %}
{% elif now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) >= 18 and now().strftime('%-H') | float(0) < 25 %}
{% set timeofday = "'s avonds" %}
{% endif %}
and the addition of `{{ timeofday }}’ to each “spoken” line.