Dear Nabu Casa, the Core Dev Team, and the entire universe of contributors,
First, let me say thank you. Thank you for creating this magnificent, sprawling, endlessly powerful, and occasionally baffling platform that has turned my home into a semi-sentient being that mostly listens to me. My lights turn on, my thermostat is smart-ish, and my coffee pot knows my soul. It’s a miracle of open-source software.
And it is with this deep and abiding love that I ask you, with all the sincerity I can muster:
Please. Stop. Changing. Things.
I propose we take the current release, let’s call it version 2025.7.2 (a truly vintage year), and declare it “feature complete.” We will encase it in digital amber, preserving it for all time. This will henceforth be known as the Home Assistant - Amber Edition. The one true HA.
Is it perfect? No. The new dashboard control I wanted isn’t there. My Bluetooth proxy sometimes decides to take an unscheduled siesta. The settings menu is a labyrinth that would make Daedalus weep.
But you know what? It works. My automations have achieved a state of delicate, precarious equilibrium. I have spent countless hours, gallons of coffee, and a significant portion of my spousal goodwill to get to this point. My configuration.yaml is a teetering Jenga tower of genius and desperation. I have finally memorized which obscure submenu hides the one setting I need to toggle once a year.
And then the .8 release drops.
The release notes read like a thrilling horror novel. “Breaking Change” is a phrase that now causes a Pavlovian stress response. I see a UI element has been “streamlined,” and I know my muscle memory is about to be betrayed. An integration has been “refactored to a new config flow,” and I feel a phantom pain in the YAML file I so lovingly crafted.
So, let’s just stop. Let’s agree that this is it. This is Peak Home Assistant.
The tenets of the Home Assistant - Amber Edition:
- No New Features. Do we really need an integration for that new smart toaster with blockchain-enabled crumb analysis? No. We have enough integrations.
- No UI Changes. That button you hate? You will learn to love it. It is now a permanent feature of your landscape, like a mountain or a troublesome mole.
- Bug Fixes Only. These must be applied with the stealth of a ninja, leaving no visible trace. If a bug fix changes the alignment of a single pixel, it will be considered a breaking change.
- A Moratorium on “Improvements.” What one person calls an improvement, another calls “the reason my wife is asking me why the bathroom lights are now a strobe disco.”
Think of the peace. The tranquility. No more frantic pre-update backups. No more reading 3,000-word blog posts to understand why your Zigbee network has suddenly developed a personality.
Let’s put the “Home” back in Home Assistant—a place of comfort, stability, and predictability.
Yours in stable, unchanging, and beautifully stagnant automation,
A Concerned (and Tired) Automator
(P.S. On a completely unrelated note, I just bought the new “AquaGlo Smart Fish Tank with AI-Powered Algae Monitor,” and it’s not supported yet. The API looks super simple. If a developer could just squeeze that one little integration in before the Great Freeze, that would be amazing. My fish would really appreciate it.
Also, my wife has declared the current Areas dashboard “an unusable catastrophe,” and I happened to see a preview of the 2025.8 release where it’s completely redesigned and looks… well, perfect.
So, my final proposal: we add the AquaGlo integration, implement the new Areas dashboard from 2025.8, and then we freeze it. For good this time. That’s all I ask. Promise.)