Why the heck aren't Template Sensors UI-configurable?

You should be able to configure Template Sensors (Binary Sensors, Switches, Locks, Fans, etc) in the UI like you can currently configure Helpers (input_text, input_boolean, etc).

I realize this is a wee bit more complicated than an input_* because various listeners have to be assigned based on the template’s contents. Also, the listeners have to be modifiable based on changes to the template. Nevertheless, the ability to add a Template Sensor without having to restart would be a big step forward to the day when there’s almost no reason to restart Home Assistant (other than for performing an upgrade).

Yes please.

And also if said UI could show you the result of the template as you type it like the template tab in dev tools I would be a very happy HA’er.

At the very least, make them reloadable without a restart