BTW; Love this whole What The Heck idea - Some awesome suggestions coming through 
I have noticed that Assist Cloud is not consistent in translating numbers. Sometimes it will be translated to a numerical number and other time alphabetically translated (e,g, 1 or one). This means we need to create multiple aliases to handle the different combinations of numeric and alphabetical translations. It would be great if this was standardised to one type.
Cheers, Chris Orban.